Uncool
This is post 5 of Section II. To begin at the beginning, go here. Section II begins here.
The tragedy of Chloe Bennett’s life was that she was not cool.
She had not been cool growing up, always with her nose in a book while her brother got all the attention as the musical genius of the family, and her acquaintances knew all the latest TV shows she was not allowed to watch.
She had not been cool at her fancy prep school, where she never had as much money as the other kids.
She had mostly not been cool in her small, Eastern college, where for some time she was known to be the only girl in her dorm who was still a virgin (the few boys who were kept this fact well hidden).
Then all that changed because Assistant Professor Gregory Weems took an interest in her.
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The tragedy of Chloe Bennett’s life was that she was not cool.
She had not been cool growing up, always with her nose in a book while her brother got all the attention as the musical genius of the family, and her acquaintances knew all the latest TV shows she was not allowed to watch.
She had not been cool at her fancy prep school, where she never had as much money as the other kids.
She had mostly not been cool in her small, Eastern college, where for some time she was known to be the only girl in her dorm who was still a virgin (the few boys who were kept this fact well hidden).
Then all that changed because Assistant Professor Gregory Weems took an interest in her.
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posted by Hobbes at 6:07 PM
7 Comments:
I wonder if that busybody administrator was checking Greg out? And I never thought about a nerdette.
Those lecherous profs are always hitting on us shy innocent good girls.
T&I: If you are referring to Dr. Minnie Strator, she only works for large public institutions.
Was that at obedience school, Dog Face?
Oooh! Pow!!! Nice one, Weirsdo!
I'm certain now that it is no-one's problem if they aren't cool. Just from one happy dork to the rest of y'all cool cats.
Drinking that visio beatifica will make her cool!
Coolness is vastly overrated.
I agree, G. Forgive me for finding this late, but I can't handle e-mail verification, and so miss some comments. Thanks for reading so far, though.
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